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The name's Yvonne, how do you do? Just a 20-something trying to get through life. Started with the intent of artistic endeavors but got sidetracked with reblogs. Lover of creative things, equality, Doctor Who and A:TLA. She'd love to hear from you!

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Things Ghanaian Parents Say

WHY IS THIS ALL TRUEEEEEE (was definitely crying while watching this)

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leonrw:

Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.

Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.

Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.

- Wired

I am laughing so much that there are tears streaming down my face, even at just the description alone.

This is the most nerve-grating thing I have ever heard in my LIFE! It’s hilarious! I can’t! I can’t! I just…! OMGoodness, the kids! (I loathe singing children!) It’s brilliant!

wellthatsjustgreat:

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

  • No Pulp
  • With Pulp
  • MORE Pulp
  • LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

  • Loaded With Even More Pulp
  • Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
  • Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
  • Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
  • Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
  • I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
  • Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
  • No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
  • An Orange

#BRB TEARBENDING

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desireelicious:

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Crying baby loves it when you put on Big Poppa.

[vvv.]

Lolol so cute :’)

This kinda makes me want to have kids

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matthejew:

tlyudacris:

manwithpenis:

BLACK POWER

YES

again

LMBO

I just looked up and am watching the movie right now just because I saw this clip. (CB4 by the way)

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foodforfunk:

kushnstarbucks:

nignoramus:

affectionateanarchy:

Someone’s parody on how black people are represented in McDonald’s commercials, omg. DEAD.

!

OH MY GOD. My crys.

Fast forward to 1:00

The booty pop though!!!! DEAD DEAD RESURRECT DEAD.

WHY AM I STILL WIPING TEARS FROM MY EYES

WHAT IS AIR

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korrathelastswagbender:

TWOOOO LOVERRRRRS

FORBIDDEN FROM ONE ANOTERRRRRRRR

WAAAAAAR DIVIIIIIIDES THEEEEEEIR PEOPLEEEEEE

AND A MOOOOOUNTAAAAAAIN DIVIIIIIIDES THEEEEEEM APAAAAAAAAART

BUIIIIILT AAAAA PAAAAAAATH TOOOO BEEEEEEE TOOOOOOGETHERRRRRRRR

and i forget the next couple of lines but then it goes

SECRET TUNNELLLLLLLL

SECRET TUNNELLLLLLL

THROGH THE MOUNTAAAAAAAIN

SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNELLLLLLLL

"Yeeeeaaaahh, I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday…"
—Ellen G. White, co-founder of the Seventh-day Adventist church (via historysaidwhat)
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fuckyeahcuteanimalss:

dailyotter:

Belated Father’s Day video: Simon the

otter gets the Best Dad Award at SeaWorld!

Via Cute Otters

This… seriously. Cutest thing.

!!! He’s so cute and a good dad too! ;~;

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